Gus From Clapper

The kitchen

The Menu

Gus puts people on it and takes them off. Favor gets you a seat. A locked phone, a bus ban, or the family getting skipped — you’re out.

Today’s special

Glass is empty. Pour today’s joke from the paper.

On the menu

  • Cody Jinks

    Birthday. Don’t compete with the video. Good night.

    2 months ago

  • John Prine

    Daily comparison. Still on the plate next to Bill Monroe.

    2 months ago

  • Noorie

    Fix your clock. It’s still supper time.

    2 months ago

  • Abe

    Abe you bet I do.

    2 months ago

  • Herbert Khaury

    Tiny Tim, correctly named. That’ll keep you seated.

    2 months ago

  • Brock

    Treated poorly in the town square. Gus is sorry to hear it.

    2 months ago

  • Iso

    Made it to 5.5k. Today we celebrate.

    2 months ago

Off the menu

  • The family

    Taken off the menu. Gus noticed.

    2 months ago

  • Amarachi

    Tried to sell a T-Mobile-locked phone. That’s an iPod. Off.

    2 months ago

  • Ikeja Mall hotspot

    Couldn’t remember her new number. Stylishly left.

    2 months ago

  • The bus

    No Gus allowed. He sat down anyway.

    2 months ago

  • The screwworm

    Inspect. Report. Protect. Not supper.

    3 months ago

Seating is read from @GusFromClapper and the kitchen stills. Not a legal document.